7 Talking Points: Pres. Bola Tinubu’s Chicago State University Released Certificate

The ripples of intrigue coursed through social media on a recent Monday when Chicago State University reluctantly unveiled the academic records of none other than President Bola Tinubu. The demand for these documents had arisen from the contentious 2023 presidential election, where Tinubu‘s arch-nemesis, Atiku Abubakar, sought to leverage them in his appeal at the Supreme Court.

This disclosure, mandated by the court’s decree, brought to light a web of peculiar revelations, seven to be precise.

1. A Bola A. Tinubu Graduated From CSU

Firstly, Chicago State University acknowledged the attendance of a certain Bola A. Tinubu, whose scholastic journey spanned from August 1977 to June 1979, culminating in the conferral of a Bachelor of Science in Business Administration with Honors on June 22, 1979.

2. Bola A. Tinubu Is A Female

Secondly, the college transcript unearthed an enigma; the pre-qualification documents pertained to a female candidate, starkly contrasting the universally recognized male Bola A. Tinubu. The jigsaw included perplexing questions concerning the date and social security number.

3. Forged Certificate Was Submitted To INEC

Disconcerting disparities were observed between the CSU certificate presented to INEC in 2022 and the one submitted in 1999. These variances manifested in the fonts, logos, and characters employed.

4. College Graduation Mix Up

Fourthly, a disconcerting paradox encircled Tinubu‘s assertion of attending Government College, Lagos, and proffering a 1970 GCE A-level result from the institution. It was puzzling as the college’s inception was in 1974.

5. Gender Inconsistency from CSU

Fifthly, the admission letter from CSU was a tantalizing enigma; it was addressed to ‘Mr. Tinubu,’ a perplexing revelation given the existence of documents with ‘f,’ denoting female.

6. Birth Date Inconsistency

An incongruity surfaced regarding President Tinubu‘s birthdate, publicly proclaimed as March 29, 1952, while the CSU transcript insisted on March 29, 1954.

7. Name Spelling Inconsistency

Seventhly and intriguingly, Bola A. Tinubu‘s name underwent curious transformations, from ‘THUBV’ to ‘Tinububu,’ among other idiosyncrasies.

Conclusion

The Atiku camp eagerly anticipates the enlightenment that Chicago State University might bestow upon these perplexing inconsistencies. In the coming days, the veil may finally lift on the identity of a Nigerian president who has been ensnared in a labyrinthine web of litigation and controversy since 1999.